forbaltimxre:

yes 911 i accidentally have a crush on someone i’m not supposed to please send help

sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

(via pizza)

pigeonscrossing:

DAMMIT FREYA WHAT THE FUCK

pigeonscrossing:

DAMMIT FREYA WHAT THE FUCK

(via tbotofficial)

badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

(via hi)

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

(via hi)

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

(via hi)

yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

image

(via hi)

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

(via hi)

mydamnhartbig:

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.



animators are too damn clever for their own good

mydamnhartbig:

egipciaca:

I don´t know if someone has already mentioned this, but I was watching Frozen when I noticed something. When the wind opens the window, the White Queen (which symbolizes the Queen Elsa) falls from the chess board. Clever detail Disney.

Your sister is dead because of you!  Requested by killed-8y-8r8k-spider.

animators are too damn clever for their own good

(via tbotofficial)

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN
ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queenyoung and sweetonly over teen

bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

(Source: gloomyteens, via pizza)

danceswithjoshnekus:

tumblr is kind of an unhealthy environment to be in sometimes because often it’s so black and white

either you’re right, and you’re an amazing god worthy of praise, or you’re wrong, and you’re a horrible monster who deserves to die

i just saw a post that said that if you don’t understand how minimum wage and art commissions work, then you’re “the worst kind of garbage shit trash”. like… after a certain point it’s time to calm down

(via tbotofficial)

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

(via pizza)

whatthefawxblogs:

wifemom:

octopluss:

wifemom:

wont the dog turn gay too?

yes

i am going to FUCK

I’m waiting for you to end that sentence with ‘the dog’

whatthefawxblogs:

wifemom:

octopluss:

wifemom:

wont the dog turn gay too?

image

yes

i am going to FUCK

I’m waiting for you to end that sentence with ‘the dog’

(Source: aristocatly, via phantomdoodler)