imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled
And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggleborn kids who are laughing their asses off.
If you haven’t eaten yet today, go fucking eat. If you haven’t hit a minimum of 2000 calories today, go fucking eat. If you haven’t drank any water today, go fucking fill a glass. If you haven’t had at least 8-10 cups today, fucking get there. Being physically nourished is crucial and needs to be done
Amen to that.
this was a good reminder
i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
i swear if i was american i would ask for EVERYTHING to come with ‘extra freedom’
'yeah i'll take it with sprinkles, a chocolate flake and FREEDOM CAN I GET A HELL YEAH'
Americans don’t really have freedom. We have lies and suspicious looking business men who take our money. Don’t fall for it.
I SAID CAN I GET A HELL YEAH