wolfcrux:

momentsofweakness:

egberts:

imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled

And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggleborn kids who are laughing their asses off.

Headcanon accepted

(via thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo)

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

(Source: dogshame, via thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo)

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

(via ruinedchildhood)

foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.
And being a bully makes you an asshole.

foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

image

(Source: red-hot-rebel, via electric-furret)

fuckyeahneena:

I don’t even need to talk to anyone right now and I would make 10 calls from this. 

fuckyeahneena:

I don’t even need to talk to anyone right now and I would make 10 calls from this. 

(Source: octopusmotor, via electric-furret)

unitedlarry:

when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it

(Source: dvaefranco, via pizza)

lendoro:

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

and then she ended up being a fembot and tried to shoot him with her boobs but he was too shagalicious

(Source: pomelomelomela, via emmablackery)

superwholock-adventuretime:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

You can just search for “squash banana vine” on google and you’ll find it.

(Source: mycroftly, via emmablackery)

dynastylnoire:

carryonmy-assbutt:

penishole:

LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FUCKIN LOUDLY HOLY SHITTT

you mean a bird of seduction 

If you didn’t know, I am this owl

(Source: amlour, via emmablackery)

emmablackery asked: i like your boobies

emmablackery:

cherrywallis:

Thanks Emma…

Omg cherry wallis answered me!!!

thehealthyhigh:

dumbbellsandfastcars:

swolizard:

If you haven’t eaten yet today, go fucking eat. If you haven’t hit a minimum of 2000 calories today, go fucking eat. If you haven’t drank any water today, go fucking fill a glass. If you haven’t had at least 8-10 cups today, fucking get there. Being physically nourished is crucial and needs to be done

Amen to that.

this was a good reminder

(via emmablackery)

berubescu:

i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration

(via emmablackery)

emmablackery:

getinassbuttsweresavingrocknroll:

emmablackery:

i swear if i was american i would ask for EVERYTHING to come with ‘extra freedom’

'yeah i'll take it with sprinkles, a chocolate flake and FREEDOM CAN I GET A HELL YEAH'

Americans don’t really have freedom. We have lies and suspicious looking business men who take our money. Don’t fall for it.

I SAID CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

lukeisnotsexy:

'luke cutforth asks the questions that really matter'

(Source: ed-kward, via emmablackery)

nabyss:

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

This. Muslims doesn’t equate terrorrist. That is a fucked up view of a religion. Are people forgetting the inquisition? Or what the catholic church used to do? Are you forgetting the countless scientist, freedom fighters killed because they were trying to share their discoveries/knowledges? As they say, don’t cast that stone if you aren’t clean.

nabyss:

andythanfiction:

specialkthegreat:

cardsofwind:

THIS. MOTHERFREAKING THIS.

Excuse me as I causally anonymously mail this to all my relatives’ homes

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Equating all Muslims with the Taliban or Al-Quaeda is like equating all Christians with the Westboro Baptist Church or those who bomb abortion clinics.

This. Muslims doesn’t equate terrorrist. That is a fucked up view of a religion. Are people forgetting the inquisition? Or what the catholic church used to do? Are you forgetting the countless scientist, freedom fighters killed because they were trying to share their discoveries/knowledges? As they say, don’t cast that stone if you aren’t clean.

(Source: p3rsp3ctives, via emmablackery)