fuckkitten:

eat me out and call me your princess

(via jxseyraes)

ex-favilla:

bluejay—way:

Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield

(via sixpenceee)

  • emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
  • emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
  • emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
  • emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
  • emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
  • emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
  • emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
  • emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
  • emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
  • emma watson: is perfect human
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via ugly)

(via yakfrost)

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

(via ugly)

royalsofyoutube:

joshunf:

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S TRANSPARENT.

royalsofyoutube:

joshunf:

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S TRANSPARENT.

(Source: precumming, via ugly)

Why I dislike The Fault in Our Stars

motherhenna:

So, I’ve been getting a lot of asks over the last few months asking why I strongly dislike TFIOS by John Green as much as I do. And for the most part, all the recent askers have been surprisingly polite, considering the more aggressive ones I’ve received in the past on the subject. Anyway, I’ve answered a bunch of them separately, but I’ve decided to condense all of my theories, opinions and arguments into one succinct post.

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fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via ugly)

svvords:

*barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

(Source: wasiangod, via allteensrelate)

mizzjade:

yarrahs-life:

American History 101

True life: I got kicked out of class in the third grade for bringing this up.

(Source: carlboygenius, via strippedtease)

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

image

image

and

image

The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

(via ruinedchildhood)

torisoulphoenix:

babycakesbriauna:

cassiamovingforward:

People are messaging me about the ignorance of our “meme”. We arent butthurt. We replied. Please share :)

Best come back to the ignorance

Kudos to them for their response and fuck the hypocrisy of the people who came for them.   How are they supposed to just keep quiet with their picture used in such a bullshit way???

torisoulphoenix:

babycakesbriauna:

cassiamovingforward:

People are messaging me about the ignorance of our “meme”. We arent butthurt. We replied. Please share :)

Best come back to the ignorance

Kudos to them for their response and fuck the hypocrisy of the people who came for them.   How are they supposed to just keep quiet with their picture used in such a bullshit way???

(via canadianslut)

sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence, via spoopybrennbug)