nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via ruinedchildhood)

the-fly-on-fire:

lesbianwarfare:

The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.

its really painfully true

(via phantomdoodler)

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

(Source: mccoyly, via pizza)

confoundedgg:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

I worked at walmart and this is the funniest thing ever!!

life-is-short143:

sexhaver:

tumblr mobile

I’m on tumblr mobile and the picture is blank so I’m guessing it has something to do with irony

life-is-short143:

sexhaver:

tumblr mobile

I’m on tumblr mobile and the picture is blank so I’m guessing it has something to do with irony

(via officialalltimelow)

yofuu:

When commercials try to be “hip”
image

(via evollovely)


@rockabillyjay


REBLOG EVERY FUCKING TIME

@rockabillyjay

REBLOG EVERY FUCKING TIME

(Source: pleatedjeans, via tyleroakley)

90schild:

I think about this every time I watch a superhero movie….

(via ruinedchildhood)

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

(via ugly)

green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

(Source: jetpacksunrise, via pizza)

earthlydreams:

feminismisatrick:

misanthrpologie:

Saving Face (2012), acid attacks on women in Pakistan

Meanwhile, in America, feminists are complaining about how dress codes are oppressive.

You idiots have never experienced oppression, and pray you never do, because this is what it looks like.

As a South Asian American feminist, let me remind everyone that oppression is not a competition.

Just because we fight one type of sexism doesn’t mean we don’t care about other instances of sexism that don’t affect us directly in our day to day lives.

My heart goes out to this woman and the hundreds of other victims like her. I want to educate people about these kinds of incidents. I support organizations that help women like this.

You may think that dress code issues are trivial, but they are related to a larger issue of women’s bodily autonomy, which affects women’s health and safety.

So please, let’s try to bring awareness and bring about change instead of insulting entire groups of people because they are facing issues that are less scary than the one presented.

(via magicalmysterytardis)

the fastest way to make me cry is to play me an audio of musical performers choking up while singing during their final performances

(Source: ofmusicalsandmen, via thegirlwiththedragonairtattoo)

condescendist:

Real

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

image

../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —.

I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

(Source: buttschmidts, via evdw)

youngbloodcaster:

onesilentcall:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

reading-rainbow:

THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A

GAH

DEH

ARH

REH

WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’

I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN

ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT

DANCE DANCE, WEFALLEENAPAH DOO HURRDAH

DANCE DANCE, ANEEZADA LIES YOU LUVDALEEB

This has made me realize 90% of old Fall Ouut Boy songs wouldn’t need to be changed into Simlish for a Sims game.

(via phantomdoodler)